Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16

Date: 3 Jan 2013 02:21:36 +0100
From: zalandy@xxxxxxxxx


If u on fb just look it up. Sheesh. Gotta spoon feed these kids a good time. Figger it out!

--
Andy

On Jan 2, 2013, at 8:09 PM, Danny Koniowsky <dannysamuraimess@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> I don't have Facebook... Whitesnake? Anyone?
> 
> Sent from my iPhone
> 
> On Jan 2, 2013, at 8:05 PM, "zalandy@xxxxxxxxx" <zalandy@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
>> Cuz it ain't real if its not on fb.
>> 
>> --
>> Andy
>> 
>> On Jan 2, 2013, at 1:42 PM, Kenton Hoppas <kentonhoppas@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> 
>>> This looks awesome. Although one reason I stopped messengering after 11 years was I had been on a two year monster standby and I was out of pinball and beer money.
>>> 
>>> Post the FB link if this is real. I'd love to follow it.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>> 
>>> On Dec 31, 2012, at 7:02 PM, Danny Koniowsky <danny@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> 
>>>> From the jerks that brought you ECMC Brooklyn, Fixt of Fury, Late Night
>>>> Frost Bite, the 10-9 Work Day Challenge and all sorts of other dumb shit,
>>>> here is the single most important bike messenger event since whatever the
>>>> last most important bike messenger event was...
>>>> 
>>>> MONSTER STANDBY
>>>> 
>>>> The Alley Cat. Formerly synonymous with Messenger Race, the Alley Cat has
>>>> evolved into something much bigger, grander, and significantly more
>>>> hardcore the world over.
>>>> 
>>>> Underneath all it's hype and flamboyance it remains a race based on the
>>>> world of bike messengers. It's an exaggeration, a cartoon of what
>>>> messengers do each and every day.
>>>> 
>>>> HOWEVER, the riding around, delivering packages, risking your neck for $5
>>>> is only half of the challenge messengers face.
>>>> 
>>>> For most, the much bigger challenge is boredom.
>>>> 
>>>> Yes, standing by, waiting for the next job to happen. When will it happen?
>>>> When I order this next cup of coffee? When my slice goes into the oven?
>>>> When I finally get to the good chapter of my book? When this girl gives me
>>>> her number? When I order this next beer?
>>>> 
>>>> Standing By is a far greater challenge than delivering the job.
>>>> 
>>>> THEREFORE, we offer you the greatest challenge known to the entire world of
>>>> bike culture : MONSTER STANDBY.
>>>> 
>>>> Inspired by an advertisement for some shit that happened in LA, we've run
>>>> with it. A 9 hour challenge that will not prohibit you from racing in
>>>> Monster Track. A challenge not just of mind and body, but of spirit.
>>>> 
>>>> DO YOU HAVE THE LEGS? DO YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE?
>>>> 
>>>> Drink coffee for points. Drink beer for points. Do crossword puzzles for
>>>> points. Deliver packages for points. Race Monster Track for points. Get a
>>>> massage for points.
>>>> 
>>>> BIKES! BEER! PRIZES! SAUNAS!
>>>> 
>>>> Check it out on Facebook, and some more real web presence will happen soon
>>>> enough. Or hit me up for details!!!
>>>> -Danny k
>>>> Samurai Messenger
>>>> 2024984080
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