Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16

Date: 3 Jan 2013 04:13:00 +0100
From: Danny Koniowsky <dannykdc@xxxxxxxxx>


http://www.facebook.com/events/286473041457023/ for all the lazy bums...

On Wed, Jan 2, 2013 at 8:16 PM, <zalandy@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> If u on fb just look it up. Sheesh. Gotta spoon feed these kids a good
> time. Figger it out!
>
> --
> Andy
>
> On Jan 2, 2013, at 8:09 PM, Danny Koniowsky <dannysamuraimess@xxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> > I don't have Facebook... Whitesnake? Anyone?
> >
> > Sent from my iPhone
> >
> > On Jan 2, 2013, at 8:05 PM, "zalandy@xxxxxxxxx" <zalandy@xxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
> >
> >> Cuz it ain't real if its not on fb.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Andy
> >>
> >> On Jan 2, 2013, at 1:42 PM, Kenton Hoppas <kentonhoppas@xxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
> >>
> >>> This looks awesome. Although one reason I stopped messengering after
> 11 years was I had been on a two year monster standby and I was out of
> pinball and beer money.
> >>>
> >>> Post the FB link if this is real. I'd love to follow it.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Sent from my iPhone
> >>>
> >>> On Dec 31, 2012, at 7:02 PM, Danny Koniowsky <
> danny@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> From the jerks that brought you ECMC Brooklyn, Fixt of Fury, Late
> Night
> >>>> Frost Bite, the 10-9 Work Day Challenge and all sorts of other dumb
> shit,
> >>>> here is the single most important bike messenger event since whatever
> the
> >>>> last most important bike messenger event was...
> >>>>
> >>>> MONSTER STANDBY
> >>>>
> >>>> The Alley Cat. Formerly synonymous with Messenger Race, the Alley Cat
> has
> >>>> evolved into something much bigger, grander, and significantly more
> >>>> hardcore the world over.
> >>>>
> >>>> Underneath all it's hype and flamboyance it remains a race based on
> the
> >>>> world of bike messengers. It's an exaggeration, a cartoon of what
> >>>> messengers do each and every day.
> >>>>
> >>>> HOWEVER, the riding around, delivering packages, risking your neck
> for $5
> >>>> is only half of the challenge messengers face.
> >>>>
> >>>> For most, the much bigger challenge is boredom.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes, standing by, waiting for the next job to happen. When will it
> happen?
> >>>> When I order this next cup of coffee? When my slice goes into the
> oven?
> >>>> When I finally get to the good chapter of my book? When this girl
> gives me
> >>>> her number? When I order this next beer?
> >>>>
> >>>> Standing By is a far greater challenge than delivering the job.
> >>>>
> >>>> THEREFORE, we offer you the greatest challenge known to the entire
> world of
> >>>> bike culture : MONSTER STANDBY.
> >>>>
> >>>> Inspired by an advertisement for some shit that happened in LA, we've
> run
> >>>> with it. A 9 hour challenge that will not prohibit you from racing in
> >>>> Monster Track. A challenge not just of mind and body, but of spirit.
> >>>>
> >>>> DO YOU HAVE THE LEGS? DO YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE?
> >>>>
> >>>> Drink coffee for points. Drink beer for points. Do crossword puzzles
> for
> >>>> points. Deliver packages for points. Race Monster Track for points.
> Get a
> >>>> massage for points.
> >>>>
> >>>> BIKES! BEER! PRIZES! SAUNAS!
> >>>>
> >>>> Check it out on Facebook, and some more real web presence will happen
> soon
> >>>> enough. Or hit me up for details!!!
> >>>> -Danny k
> >>>> Samurai Messenger
> >>>> 2024984080
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