Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16

Date: 11 Jan 2013 22:25:25 +0100
From: Danny Koniowsky <dannykdc@xxxxxxxxx>


Gross

On Friday, January 11, 2013, listening quitely wrote:

> Oya forgot about the "hot sauce" that's key.
> Subject: Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16
>
> What about the famous fourteen minute nap, and the ten second shit, better
> still the booze ass shit= that's the fastest chocolate sauce you can make
> after beers x hot sun x exercise x standby food x whatever is left in your
> stomach from last nights debauchery
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Joshua Weitzner <whitesnake@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: Messenger List 2010 <messengers@xxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Friday, January 11, 2013 11:15:11 AM
> Subject: Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16
>
>
> This event could not be more real.  It's the realist.  There's even a
> website to guarantee it's reality.  You can even pre-register.
>
> http://monsterstandby.blogspot.com/
>
> SPONSORS: we love messenger owned and operated businesses.  It give us
> hope that maybe one day we will be able to do something else with our
> lives.  Hit me or Danny up if you're interested in getting your name / logo
> up on the website, registration packet, back of the t-shirt etc.
>
> Get ready to sit around!
>
> MARCH 16th 2013.
>
> On Dec 31, 2012, at 7:02 PM, Danny Koniowsky wrote:
>
> > From the jerks that brought you ECMC Brooklyn, Fixt of Fury, Late Night
> > Frost Bite, the 10-9 Work Day Challenge and all sorts of other dumb shit,
> > here is the single most important bike messenger event since whatever the
> > last most important bike messenger event was...
> >
> > MONSTER STANDBY
> >
> > The Alley Cat. Formerly synonymous with Messenger Race, the Alley Cat has
> > evolved into something much bigger, grander, and significantly more
> > hardcore the world over.
> >
> > Underneath all it's hype and flamboyance it remains a race based on the
> > world of bike messengers. It's an exaggeration, a cartoon of what
> > messengers do each and every day.
> >
> > HOWEVER, the riding around, delivering packages, risking your neck for $5
> > is only half of the challenge messengers face.
> >
> > For most, the much bigger challenge is boredom.
> >
> > Yes, standing by, waiting for the next job to happen. When will it
> happen?
> > When I order this next cup of coffee? When my slice goes into the oven?
> > When I finally get to the good chapter of my book? When this girl gives
> me
> > her number? When I order this next beer?
> >
> > Standing By is a far greater challenge than delivering the job.
> >
> > THEREFORE, we offer you the greatest challenge known to the entire world
> of
> > bike culture : MONSTER STANDBY.
> >
> > Inspired by an advertisement for some shit that happened in LA, we've run
> > with it. A 9 hour challenge that will not prohibit you from racing in
> > Monster Track. A challenge not just of mind and body, but of spirit.
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE THE LEGS? DO YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE?
> >
> > Drink coffee for points. Drink beer for points. Do crossword puzzles for
> > points. Deliver packages for points. Race Monster Track for points. Get a
> > massage for points.
> >
> > BIKES! BEER! PRIZES! SAUNAS!
> >
> > Check it out on Facebook, and some more real web presence will happen
> soon
> > enough. Or hit me up for details!!!
> > -Danny k
> > Samurai Messenger
> > 2024984080
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