Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16

Date: 12 Jan 2013 21:08:39 +0100
From: Lane Dell <grubeegroova@xxxxxxxxx>


Just shit in a placky bag and throw that shit a t the 1st mofo that gets in
ur way. Thats how we roll.

On Saturday, January 12, 2013, Corey Hilliard wrote:

> In NYC things are a bit more civilized when it comes to poo. Bathrooms
> where one would feel comfortable to poo are a privilege. Having splatter
> shit all over would piss off the janitor, who would complain up the chain
> until messengers are no longer allowed in the bathrooms. Barbaric for sure,
> but that's how it works.
>
> Good poo spots are closely guarded secrets. But then you'll find that out
> during standby...
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Jan 11, 2013, at 4:25 PM, Danny Koniowsky <dannykdc@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> > Gross
> >
> > On Friday, January 11, 2013, listening quitely wrote:
> >
> >> Oya forgot about the "hot sauce" that's key.
> >> Subject: Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16
> >>
> >> What about the famous fourteen minute nap, and the ten second shit,
> better
> >> still the booze ass shit= that's the fastest chocolate sauce you can
> make
> >> after beers x hot sun x exercise x standby food x whatever is left in
> your
> >> stomach from last nights debauchery
> >>
> >>
> >> ________________________________
> >> From: Joshua Weitzner <whitesnake@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> >> To: Messenger List 2010 <messengers@xxxxxxxxx>
> >> Sent: Friday, January 11, 2013 11:15:11 AM
> >> Subject: Re: [messengers] MONSTER STANDBY nyc 3/16
> >>
> >>
> >> This event could not be more real.  It's the realist.  There's even a
> >> website to guarantee it's reality.  You can even pre-register.
> >>
> >> http://monsterstandby.blogspot.com/
> >>
> >> SPONSORS: we love messenger owned and operated businesses.  It give us
> >> hope that maybe one day we will be able to do something else with our
> >> lives.  Hit me or Danny up if you're interested in getting your name /
> logo
> >> up on the website, registration packet, back of the t-shirt etc.
> >>
> >> Get ready to sit around!
> >>
> >> MARCH 16th 2013.
> >>
> >> On Dec 31, 2012, at 7:02 PM, Danny Koniowsky wrote:
> >>
> >>> From the jerks that brought you ECMC Brooklyn, Fixt of Fury, Late Night
> >>> Frost Bite, the 10-9 Work Day Challenge and all sorts of other dumb
> shit,
> >>> here is the single most important bike messenger event since whatever
> the
> >>> last most important bike messenger event was...
> >>>
> >>> MONSTER STANDBY
> >>>
> >>> The Alley Cat. Formerly synonymous with Messenger Race, the Alley Cat
> has
> >>> evolved into something much bigger, grander, and significantly more
> >>> hardcore the world over.
> >>>
> >>> Underneath all it's hype and flamboyance it remains a race based on the
> >>> world of bike messengers. It's an exaggeration, a cartoon of what
> >>> messengers do each and every day.
> >>>
> >>> HOWEVER, the riding around, delivering packages, risking your neck for
> $5
> >>> is only half of the challenge messengers face.
> >>>
> >>> For most, the much bigger challenge is boredom.
> >>>
> >>> Yes, standing by, waiting for the next job to happen. When will it
> >> happen?
> >>> When I order this next cup of coffee? When my slice goes into the oven?
> >>> When I finally get to the good chapter of my book? When this girl gives
> >> me
> >>> her number? When I order this next beer?
> >>>
> >>> Standing By is a far greater challenge than delivering the job.
> >>>
> >>> THEREFORE, we offer you the greatest challenge known to the entire
> world
> >> of
> >>> bike culture : MONSTER STANDBY.
> >>>
> >>> Inspired by an advertisement for some shit that happened in LA, we've
> run
> >>> with it. A 9 hour challenge that will not prohibit you from racing in
> >>> Monster Track. A challenge not just of mind and body, but of spirit.
> >>>
> >>> DO YOU HAVE THE LEGS? DO YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE?
> >>>
> >>> Drink coffee for points. Drink beer for points. Do crossword puzzles
> for
> >>> points. Deliver packages for points. Race Monster Track for points.
> Get a
> >>> massage for points.
> >>>
> >>> BIKES! BEER! PRIZES! SAUNAS!
> >>>
> >>> Check it out on Facebook, and some more real web presence will happen
> >> soon
> >>> enough. Or hit me up for details!!!
> >>> -Danny k
> >>> Samurai Messenger
> >>> 2024984080
> >>> _______________________________________________
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> >>>